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Hell exists.
it’s here.
3 a.m.
awake and
without you.

Beau Taplin, "Hell exists." (via afadthatlastsforever)

swafg:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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jungwildeandfree:

thisismedisappearing:

I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?”

hats off for the ultimate dad joke

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the-worst-url:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

two kinds of people

Anonymous asked: Are you single?

dynastylnoire:

tacobell:

Take a drink because you’re thirsty. 

TACO BELL OUT HERE FIRING SHOTS!!!!
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yutoube:

i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

greathaircut:

i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it